6.28.2008

You Tarzan, We Jane

I was reading some stuff over at momlogic.com and came across a list of men's top ten sex complaints. Feeling rather cynical in this area and wondering what the heck they have to complain about, I started reading. Do you know that on every one of these lists I've ever read, the woman not initiating the bowm chicka wow wow is ALWAYS listed as one of the top ones??? This blows my mind. Seriously. Fellas! Gather round! Listen, we are MADE to be chased! Women LOVE to be chased! We are hard-wired to be chased! Just like YOU are hard-wired to be chaserrrrrs. Are you gettin' my drift? You are created to be hunters and gathers. You tarzan, we Jane. Can you imagine if the caveman used to sit around the cave scratching their bellies all depressed because their cavemama didn't pounce them and take control??? Hell no! He was the MAN (*insert testosterone filled grunts here*)! He TOOK his woman!
Frankly gentleman, I don't think I'm speaking by myself here when I say that it appears as if the entire globe has turned way too soft. You're looking like a bunch of pus***s when it comes to romancing and seducing your women! MAN UP!!! If your relationship isn't fulfilling your needs, it's up to you to fix it Don Juan!
At a marriage retreat that we went to, our old pastor had said "You can tell the spiritual state of a man by looking in the eyes of his wife." The guest speaker who was a chiropractor/sex therapist said that he can also see the state of the couple's sex life by looking in the eyes of the wife. It's an important thing--and it's YOUR JOB fellas!
Basically, to sum it all up--I don't feel sorry for any man who is complaining or pouting like a little girl about the sex life in their relationship. Any man who's whining about it obviously doesn't know how to treat his woman anyways!
If there's any man reading this that would like to debate this with me, I would LOVE to hear your comments! I welcome them! Ladies, what do you think?

3 comments:

Shawnda Lee said...

You tell em' soapie!! Women like being pursued and as a man it's in your make to be the one doin' the pursuing, sorry!! That' just life...I know it's hard, don't pout. I mean look at how unfair life is to you fellas! I mean sure, women have to get all fat, have swollen feet, be kicked from the inside of our bodies, have nasty stretch marks, and have a human pulled from our yoohoo!! But you have to pursue us and be the one puttin the moves on your wives....life is SO unfair!!

vb said...

You're so right!!! What the heck do THEY have to complain about? The end result is definitely in their benefit right?? Poor little laid boy! Has to actually love on his wife a little first! *rolling eyes* lol

Allison said...

Amen!!! Women are made to be pursued on every level!! Sad is the woman who doesn't wait for the man to step up and be the pursuer and takes matters into her own hands instead. That only leads ultimately to sadness and disappointment in the long run...

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