Once Upon a Time.........
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek
said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but
how can I be sure?" Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous
of them all, but sometimes I wonder." Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed
Talking "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall" to confirm for them whether Shrek was the
strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest. They
agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Brad Pitt said, " The mirror said I was the sexiest.”
Angelina stormed in shouting,
"Who the hell is Veronica Baum??!!