Emma quote of the day
Setting: driving down the street we pass a nativity scene. The plastic baby Jesus is laying in a plastic manger. The plastic hay that he is laying on admittedly looks more like flames than hay.
"THEY'RE COOKIN' THE BABY!!!"
"They're cookin' the baby! They're gonna put him in a stew!"
"Emma, they're NOT cooking the baby, that is the hay he's laying on."
"Oh. Okay then."