Here are a few of the answers my dork of a daughter put on one of her surveys.... she cracks me up. lol
*What's your zodiac sign?capricorn...i think its a mixbetween unicorns and regular corns.
*Are you Asian?: yes (whatever! you're such a dork lol)
*Romantic or spontaneous: eh...is that like the sopranos?
*Do you believe in love at first sight?: not if your blind
*Why did your last relationship fail?: because we didn't pass
*Been on a house boat?: how in the world do you pick up a house and put it on a boat...
*Cried because you lost a pet?: yeah. i cried when my brother moved...it was just a very depressing day
*Smile or eyes: smile...but i like it when they have eyes too.
*Intelligence or attraction: both. no wait. im lieing attraction