Who has two thumbs and keeps peeing her pants??? THIS GIRL!!!

I'm convinced I have whooping cough. No joke--two weeks into this mess and this coughing is killing me. I can be relatively fine for hours and then these spells just come on me where I can't control anything--the coughing takes over like an all-powerful force--and we can all guess what happens when a thirty-something-woman-with-four-kids starts on a ten-minute coughing fit.... yeah. I'm so tired of peeing my pants y'all!!! I'm a college-educated adult with a relatively good income. I have raised children, accomplished many things, am partially done writing my first book---and yet.... I can't quit peeing my freakin' pants several times a day!!! Whoever said that doing all of those kegel exercises would keep away the pee monster LIED! Because this sister is a kegeler! And yet....I am having flash-forwards of my adult diaper days way too often for comfort. This is getting old. I go to the doctor on Tuesday and Lord willing he will have some miracle to hand out to me! That or some depends! *sigh*