See what had happened was.....

Hypothetically...

what if the other morning I woke up to find

that I had made cupcakes during an ambien haze?

A lot of them.

Hypothetically...

they looked SO yummy

with pink cherry frosting on top

and pink sprinkles.

And hypothetically...

would it explain my big DONK

if there were only one left now?

I'm just sayin'.