She of the perfect appearing vagina....
**WARNING!!! This post contains TMI! Read at your own risk!**
So I went to the doctor for my follow up appointment today. It's been nearly three weeks since I had the thermachoice and essure procedures done. The recovery was rough to start with but has been no big deal since then. Yesterday however, I had a huge scare and was bleeding heavily with really bad pain in my right lower stomach. I was SO glad that today was my appointment so I could see what was going on.
Well, I left with good news all around. First of all, I lost five pounds in the last two weeks. *woot* I had been in congestive heart failure a few weeks ago and was retaining fluid, so the fact that I lost five pounds is a good way to go. Second of all, when she did my exam she said, "Well, whatever was wrong is gone now. You have a perfect appearing vagina." I giggled and she responded, "Seriously! You have a perfect appearing vagina! It's like textbook. It's looks great." I couldn't help but laughing and said, "Well, that's something a girl always likes to hear."
I texted Paul when I left and let him know that I shall now be known as "She of the perfect appearing vagina." Maybe I should have business cards made up? Do you think I could put this on my resume?
lurve you, xoxo v.