She of the perfect appearing vagina....



**WARNING!!!  This post contains TMI! Read at your own risk!**

So I went to the doctor for my follow up appointment today.  It's been nearly three weeks since I had the thermachoice and essure procedures done.  The recovery was rough to start with but has been no big deal since then.  Yesterday however, I had a huge scare and was bleeding heavily with really bad pain in my right lower stomach.  I was SO glad that today was my appointment so I could see what was going on.

Well, I left with good news all around.  First of all, I lost five pounds in the last two weeks. *woot*  I had been in congestive heart failure a few weeks ago and was retaining fluid, so the fact that I lost five pounds is a good way to go.  Second of all, when she did my exam she said, "Well, whatever was wrong is gone now.  You have a perfect appearing vagina."  I giggled and she responded, "Seriously!  You have a perfect appearing vagina!  It's like textbook.  It's looks great."  I couldn't help but laughing and said, "Well, that's something a girl always likes to hear."

I texted Paul when I left and let him know that I shall now be known as "She of the perfect appearing vagina."  Maybe I should have business cards made up?  Do you think I could put this on my resume?

lurve you, xoxo v.

Comments

Allison said…
Well, it's not everyone who can hold that claim to fame, you know...
Shawnda said…
Damn, I want a perfect appearing vagina. Got any tips?? LOL
veronica said…
Well, I'd say lots of kegels, but I think this kind of awesome is something that one is born with. *sigh*
Heather said…
LOL!!! You are so Samantha!!! LOL #SexAndTheCity
Allison said…
HaHa!! Heather's comment!!!!
Dory Babe =] said…
too funny! Love the Barney pic, so you going: woot woot! =D