Not for the squeemish
You want the clean version or the dirty version? Cause let me tell you, the clean version isn't all that clean either. Today my little girl had her heart broken. Again. This is by the same guy who just a month or so ago, took me out to eat and poured his heart out to me telling me how badly he had messed up in the past and how he would never do anything like that again. Begged for my forgiveness and understanding...yada yada yada. As is the case most times when men are begging for mercy..... THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT.
You miserable motherfucker! HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY DAUGHTERS HEART AGAIN!!! You piece of shit! If I were a man, I would drive to Tuscon & kick your ass myself! Didn't you sit me down a MONTH ago & swear you would never do this again??? Fuck you.
Not one of my proudest moments, but yet it felt so good. Bastard.