Emma quote of the day

Setting: driving down the street we pass a nativity scene. The plastic baby Jesus is laying in a plastic manger. The plastic hay that he is laying on admittedly looks more like flames than hay.

"THEY'RE COOKIN' THE BABY!!!"

"What???"

"They're cookin' the baby! They're gonna put him in a stew!"

"Emma, they're NOT cooking the baby, that is the hay he's laying on."

"Oh. Okay then."