My extensive on-the-job training....


ME: "How do I know which one of these ventilator alarms means something serious?" (since every facility has different machines that make different sounds)

Charge Nurse: *looks at me blankly for a moment* "Well, pretty much they don't mean anything important, but if you see a muthafucka runnin', then you better run too."

Although it made me laugh,
I wonder if it would hold up in court
that this pretty much made up my entire orientation?

Comments

Unknown said…
yikes! That's both frightening and funny!