From the desk of Ms. VJB
To: Allison_at_home, Shawnda_at_home, Rachel_at_home, Megan_at_work
Subject: Bickering children
After being informed that the home we JUST rented is still for sale and being shown TOMORROW, I have forced my children upstairs to clean their filthy bedrooms.
Said children are now fighting like cats and dogs and screaming things like "SHUT UP!" and "I DON'T HAVE TO SHUT UP!" at each other.
Time outs have taken place and beatings (ok, a swat on the butts) have been threatened.
I have decided to blame the toxins in the environment and the hormones added to modern meat vs. my parenting skills.
Please be advised that as aunts-in-residence you are on notice of possible need to adopt aforementioned children if they don't cease and desist immediately.
Subject: Bickering children
After being informed that the home we JUST rented is still for sale and being shown TOMORROW, I have forced my children upstairs to clean their filthy bedrooms.
Said children are now fighting like cats and dogs and screaming things like "SHUT UP!" and "I DON'T HAVE TO SHUT UP!" at each other.
Time outs have taken place and beatings (ok, a swat on the butts) have been threatened.
I have decided to blame the toxins in the environment and the hormones added to modern meat vs. my parenting skills.
Please be advised that as aunts-in-residence you are on notice of possible need to adopt aforementioned children if they don't cease and desist immediately.
Comments
If you need to send a kid or two over, feel free.. I have some housework that can be done too.. hehehe