Denial ain't just a river in Egypt!

Holy schnikeys!!! I sit here daily pondering the mysteries of the universe such as: HOW HAS MY ASS GOTTEN SO BIG IN THE PAST FEW YEARS???? Then today I decided to join my friend Megan on http://www.everydayhealth.com and start counting calories and being accountable to more than my husband and kids--because let's face it, they suck at holding me accountable. They are horrible influences and I often cave to their peer pressure! They're all like, "Hey Mom, lets go to Dairy Queen!" And I'm all like, "No, we really shouldn't." And then they're like, "Oh come on, PLEASE!" And then I'm like, "Well, ok." See what I mean???
So anyways, I start plugging in my calories and WTF?? lol Yeah, I'm not doing so good. Oh well, live and learn and hopefully I will do better tomorrow. If not, at least I know how my hour-glass figure is turning into a coffee-mug figure! ;)

			Cal	Fat	Sat	Chl	Sod	Crb	Fib	Sug	Pro
Breakfast
1	2 cups	Fruit Loops	160	2	1	0	200	37	1	20	1
0.5	cup	Milk, reduced fat, fluid, 2% milkfat, with added vitamin A	61	2	2	10	50	6	0	6	4
			221	4	3	10	250	43	1	26	5
Lunch
7.5	2 tbsp	guacamole trader joes	225	15	0	0	1425	15	8	8	0
1	1 oz. serving	Tostitos Tortilla Chips	140	8	1	0	110	17	1	0	2
1	1	chicken chile verde burritos trader joes	360	9	2	50	960	49	3	2	21
			725	32	3	50	2495	81	12	10	23
Dinner
Snack
1	20 oz	Orange Julius® - Orange Original Drink, 20 oz. - Famously Refreshing Frothy Fruit Drink, 14 calories per ounce	270	1	0	0	10	68	1	62	1
			270	1	0	0	10	68	1	62	1
Water Tracker
Totals Target Balance			1216 2000 61 784	37 65 57 28	6 20 30 14	60 300 20 240	2755 2400 115 355	192 300 64 108	14 25 56 11	98 50 196 48	29 50 58 21
			Cal	Fat	Sat	Chl	Sod	Crb	Fib	Sug	Pro
Activity
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